I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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