i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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