awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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