If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do vagina's smell?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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