So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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