They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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