She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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