I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
birth control should be required to get into college
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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