I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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