You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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