question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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