ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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