omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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