Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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