I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
organizing the empties. That sober.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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