i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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