i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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