My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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