Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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