I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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