I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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