Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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