This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
false alarm. still invincible.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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