so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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