she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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