Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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