She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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