everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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