i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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