Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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