And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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