we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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