All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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