found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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