Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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