So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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