Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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