Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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