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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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