your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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