I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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