I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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