I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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