Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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