i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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