Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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