Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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