I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He? As in you personified your dick?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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