Michael Bay diarrhea
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The air was thick with penises
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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