You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob