K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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