So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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