I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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