Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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