It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sober January is a disaster.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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