i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
