I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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