All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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