i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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