sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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